Kitty Cozy Crew Pillows

Cats on the couch.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Watchdog

Home Working

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

"I love what you've done to the place."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Puppy and Kitten.

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'We know you have a cat...'