Kitty Kingdom Dreamer Pillows

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It is we."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Next in Lion

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I screwed up royally!'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'