Kitty Kingdom Dreamer Prints

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It is we."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Next in Lion

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I screwed up royally!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'