Kitty Conversation Starter Gifts

What if cats talked dirty...

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."