Kitten Hero Prints

Lying, cheating, stealing. Lucky you passed the kitten-stranded-in-traffic test.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cat in Tree.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Diving Cat.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

The Not So Wild West

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat Boss

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Guide Dogs

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Cat boxer

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Kitten Futures

A cat composer

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!