Kitten Hero Pillows

Lying, cheating, stealing. Lucky you passed the kitten-stranded-in-traffic test.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cat in Tree.

Diving Cat.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Not So Wild West

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat Boss

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Guide Dogs

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

A cat composer

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Kitten Futures

Cat boxer

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Cat DNA is decoded.