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Diving Cat.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Cat Reunion

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"She's all over YouTube."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"