Comedian Of The Cat Kingdom T-Shirts

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Cat Reunion

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Diving Cat.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Great mouser!

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.