Kitchen Rhythm Master T-Shirts

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

Jack of all trades

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Ginger Baker.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Onion Tears

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Toastquest!

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Murderous Chef

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Dang.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Gordon Ramsay