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Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Chef copy robot

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Cookie Surveillance

Culinary surgery.

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'