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'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

Man juggling apple core.

Dishwasher of the Future

Sick and tired of handling pans. ?

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Chef admires a couple of eggs.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

cooking apple...

Baking Bread

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Too much cilantro

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"