Kitchen Hacks Pillows

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Man's cooking explodes.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chef copy robot

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Cookie Surveillance

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Culinary surgery.

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Post Game Day Betting.