Kitchen Confidant Mugs

"When did our relationship move from the bedroom to the kitchen."

"Kitchens are my milieu."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baker Romance

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Lockdown casserole

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Salt and Pepper

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Tzatzikicicle

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Wedding Chefs

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.