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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'My dinner's in the oven! Is that it?'

You pray before you eat? Just how bad is your dad's cooking?

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Clown on bike.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Soup of the month.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Like death by salad.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'