Kitchen Catastrophe Architects Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the kitchen catastrophe architect? Our collection features humorous and creative items perfect for those who embrace the kitchen chaos with a sense of humor. From funny mugs to witty prints, find the ideal gift that celebrates their culinary adventures (or misadventures). Brighten their kitchen or serve up a joke that matches their fun-loving spirit! Discover unique, witty items tailored for the artistic and chaotic kitchen maestros who turn every cooking mishap into a masterpiece.

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'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!' mockup

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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Roasted

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'Anybody for breakfast?'

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking. mockup

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

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'My hero!'

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"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster." mockup

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.' mockup

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

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'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.' mockup

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

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Mixed marriage: food fight

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"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!" mockup

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

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'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.' mockup

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

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"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline." mockup

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

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"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper." mockup

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

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'Is it still edible?'

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"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry." mockup

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

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Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner. mockup

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

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"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?" mockup

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

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Dave's How to Puke Book.

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'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.' mockup

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

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"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"There's something wrong with your dinner." mockup

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

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'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

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"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder." mockup

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

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'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!' mockup

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

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"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it." mockup

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

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'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?' mockup

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

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Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets! mockup

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

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"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?" mockup

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

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"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it." mockup

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

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Setting fire to the Christmas Pud. mockup

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

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'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.' mockup

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

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Kitchen Catastrophe Architects Gifts Collection

Kitchen Catastrophe Architects Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for kitchen catastrophe architects—ideal for morning coffee or tea that fuels their creative chaos.

Kitchen Catastrophe Architects Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate kitchen chaos with humor—great for adding personality and comfort to any space.

Kitchen Catastrophe Architects Prints

Browse our prints collection to decorate their kitchen or craft room with clever, funny art that captures the spirit of a true culinary creative.

Kitchen Catastrophe Architects T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts designed for the creative chaos chef—fun, witty, and perfect for those who love to make a statement in their kitchen or on the go.