Kitchen Campaigner Gifts

Pre-Pesach Protests

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Tension filled the tent.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Palin 2012

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Jerry Brown.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Cook and Octopus

Friends of the Earth

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"