Kissing Games Gifts

"Spin the Noodle"

Football Fans

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Face painting.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Little league world series of poker.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Peel poker.

'How's the water skiing?'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"welcome man cave."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Playground reputation.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"