Kissing Games T-Shirts

"Spin the Noodle"

Football Fans

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Face painting.

Little league world series of poker.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"welcome man cave."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"