Kiss King Or Queen Pillows

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Great Therapy!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

To read or not to read?

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Tina Turner

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Buns Of Veal.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Big advantage!!'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...