Kiss King Or Queen Mugs

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

George Michael

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Tina Turner

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Feel my claw of death!"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Buns Of Veal.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'