Kissing Mugs

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin load a chicks.

Finally, lipstick that sticks. (Crazy glue).

Smokers under the mistletoe.

'Was that your signature kiss?'

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.

"You don't EAT mistletoe, sillies. You make out underneath it."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Who Will blink First Hugs.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Kissing the Fish

Hugs

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Lovers embrace

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Do it!

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

Two minds but with a single thought.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"The phrase is 'score,' dude."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Love Birds love loving each other

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Romance

"I wish I could hug you."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"