Compass King Or Queen Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

The fate of the emigrant

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Surprise!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

TV jester.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Buns Of Veal.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Academy.

Orienteering 101

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'We all need direction . . . '

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Admiral Compass

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

Support group for the directionally challenged.

"Well, that's not where my north is."

'That's where you're wrong, I did remember the compass, though I don't know what you'll use it for...'

Compass on Trainers

Boss of compass company to employee: 'I'm sorry, but we've decided to go another direction.'