Kingdom Satire Enthusiast Gifts

The King's New Robes.

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Laughingstock

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Loan Alley

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump Poutine

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

SAGE mentality

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Death to the Extremists

"Ok, I found a secure line."

A Little Extra

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Libyan Crude Oil

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'