Kingdom Romancers Pillows

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Cat king.

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

'There's no business like show business.'

'Massacre the dissidents, but avoid the appearance of wrongdoing.'

'Well, looking back, I suppose it was a mistake to sue the king.'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

'This isn't either for my own good!'

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

'Rolling up your sleeves doesn't really make you a man of the people.'

"If you've got it, you've got it."

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

'That's Ludwig II, not Ludwig JUNIOR!'

Edward the Elder

King drinking out of crown

'I checked the statistics, Sire, and the deficit has doubled since you got married.'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'Oh, he's not arrogant -- he's just illiterate.'