Kingdom Escapists Gifts

'Oh, he's not arrogant -- he's just illiterate.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"What luck!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

A Real Working Vacation.

Family separated by the Internet

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Palm Tree Propeller

Crisp New England Air.

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to rescued or not?'

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

'Women should stay home and raise their children!'

A castaway's dog play's fetch with his message in a bottle.

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"