City Escapists Gifts

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Holiday time.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Bankside

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Building in the countryside

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Urban Life.

Go Back to New York

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

On the Town.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Every day they get bolder.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

City Hammock

Fishing for rats.

"If you two lovebirds could wrap it up I'd like to pee there please and thank you."

Rural Cityscape