Kingdom Escapist Prints

'Make up your mind. Do you want to rescued or not?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'He needs professional HELP!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"How to deal with weeds."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"