Kingdom Escapist Pillows

'Make up your mind. Do you want to rescued or not?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"How to deal with weeds."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.