King Of The Pitch Pillows

The spanish coronation

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Wilfried Zaha

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You want to run that by me again?'

George Best

Ryan Giggs

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)