King Of The Pitch Mugs

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You want to run that by me again?'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!