King Kong Geek T-Shirts

Canadian film production

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Geek fairies

Board Game Hunter

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Friedrich Schiller

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Queen Kong

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Fred Astaire

The nerds go on their first road trip.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Star Wars convention...

Cartoon computer

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Alpha males through the ages!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."