Kindness Connoisseur Mugs

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Social Worker

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Please Give

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

King Richard I

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Junior's Towel

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Blue wine

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'He was an evil king.'