Kids With Zoomies Gifts

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Office Meeting

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Zumma Cum Laude

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"You're on mute."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

The New Business Power Suit

Zoomies call.

The Vicious Rectangle

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Work From Home Power Suit

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

The perils of working from home

It coulda been a zoom!"

Zoom

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Ew, Bob, we're on a Zoom call - get off your screen!

"I move that next time...we zoom."

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"He's gone all out to make an impression on his zoom call... carefully curated books behind him."

New Zoom Backgrounds