Kids Who Love School Pillows

'I try to talk slow the way I print letters, but when I get excited, it comes out cursive!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The toothfairy

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Student goes through home room sees his home.

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Prefect.