Kids Who Love School T-Shirts

'I try to talk slow the way I print letters, but when I get excited, it comes out cursive!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

The toothfairy

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Student goes through home room sees his home.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'