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'Are we there yet?'

Children's Parties

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"That'll be five bucks."

The Scanner Of Love.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

The Perfect Cannonball

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Snowman

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The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown walks balloon dog

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

I love bathtime.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'It wasn't premeditated.

25¢ Ride the Pony

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Tunnel of love waterfall

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Ball pit

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.