Kids Imitating Heroes T-Shirts

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Kids."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Hans Brinker - the early years.

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

"May I have your autograph?"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

Polly want a cracker? Is there any particular reason why you speak like Jay Silverwheels? (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-31)

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!

'No, MY dad is the King of the Jungle!'

"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."

"They're wonderful mimics."

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

Not cosplay, Mr. Jenkins, copay. I asked if you had a copay. Check out.

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

'Drive a car? Can I do a term paper instead?'

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Is it ok if I go for a ride with Lucy, daddy?...Into the woods to check out the 'Shed of Doom.' See ya later.'

"I was playing David and Goliath, like they taught us today in Sunday School!"