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'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Rowing machine on a river.

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

A Cow Reversing

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

March of the Ducklings

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Performance.

Call of the Domesticated.