Casual Sports Imitator T-Shirts

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Copycat.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Hello, 911?'

"May I have your autograph?"

A Flag in One

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Parroting

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

Wine Shotput

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

'Time!!'

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

"The only time I step up to the plate is when it's loaded with food."