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"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

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"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

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'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

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Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

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Child's 'bottled water' stand.

"Little tart?"

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'