Children's Business Pillows

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

"Do you take Diners Club?"

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'

'I'm holding out for a $1 million signing bonus, plus product endorsement perks.'