Childhood Commerce Pillows

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

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Lemonade Inc.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

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Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'He's maturing early.'

Tree house.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Serious Putty

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Use your inside scream."