Kids Business Pillows

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

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MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

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'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'