Kids' Entrepreneur Pillows

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

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$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'