Kids Corner Connoisseurs Mugs

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

"I can't wait to forget everything I learned about myself during quarantine."

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

The whole thing seems pretty science-fictiony to me!

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

Cavemen Making Wheels and Car.

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

Home-Schooling Small Talk...

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

"Why can't they read in bed like other parents?"