Inquisitive Kids Mugs

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Boy and girl at thier studies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Jr. cloning kit

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"And you need to know this why?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Kids."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

G.P.S. For the Home

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'