Children's Book Connoisseur Mugs

'I'm not sure about Winnie the Turd as the name for the main character, Mr Milne.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

The Curious George pop-down book

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

"It's post-gingerbread."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Beware of chesire dog.

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Here's Waldo

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.