Children's Book Connoisseur Pillows

'I'm not sure about Winnie the Turd as the name for the main character, Mr Milne.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Curious George pop-down book

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Beware of chesire dog.

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Here's Waldo

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.