Kiddy Commando Pillows

'They say he's sweet, but he tastes salty.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

K-9 Garten

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Spring Cleaning

Telephone explosion

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Helicopter Mom

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

The Commandos go shopping

'Now say 'please'.'

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba