Cake Commandos Pillows

'My mom said I could help decorate my little sister's birthday cake, so I'm adding the sprinkles.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A dog at the bakery.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

My comfort zone

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Bored Baker

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Mum's Baking is best!

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

Cake Writer's Block

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'